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| User: | kittenshoes (386223)  i'll kill you and knit you a coffin.
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| Name: | first name kitten; miss shoes if you're nasty | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Website: | It's Slightly Rippled with a Flat Kittenshoes. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Location: | Cleveland, Ohio, United States | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Bio: | 
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 Edina is  alan partridge is my husband. back of the net!  "when a man sits down to write a history...he knows no more than his heels what lets and confounded hindrances he is to meet with in his way, -- or what a dance he may be led, by one excursion or another, before all is over. could a historiographer drive on his history...without ever once turning his head aside either to the right and or to the left -- he might venture to foretell you to an hour when he should get to his journey's end; -- but the thing is, morally speaking, impossible...he will have views and prospects to himself perpetually soliciting his eye, which he can no more help standing still to look at than he can fly; he will moreover have various ----accounts to reconcile ----anecdotes to pick up ----inscriptions to make out ----stories to weave in ----traditions to sift ----personages to call upon ----panegyrics to paste up at his door to sum up all; there are archives at every stage to be looked into, and rolls, records, documents, and endless genealogies, which justice ever and anon calls him back to stay the reading of: -- in short, there is no end of it." --the life and opinions of tristram shandy, gentleman by laurence sterne (1) 01/06-01/07: steal this book by abbie hoffman (2) 01/07-01/08: the doors of perception by aldous huxley (3) 01/13-01/14: the perks of being a wallflower by stephen chbosky (4) 01/14-01/15: stiff: the curious lives of human cadavers by mary roach (5) 01/15-01/16: the contortionist's handbook by craig clevenger (6) 01/16-01/18: flowers for algernon by daniel keyes (7) 01/18-01/19: bigger than hitler better than christ by rik mayall (8) 01/19-01/22: on the road by jack kerouac (9) 01/25-01/28: inside little britain by boyd hilton (10) 01/28-02/07: the poisonwood bible by barbara kingsolver (11) 02/07-02/10: life of pi by yann martel (12) 05/28-05/30: the coma by alex garland (13) 05/29-06/03: fahrenheit 451 by ray bradbury (14) 06/03-06/04: oryx and crake by margaret atwood (15) 06/04-06/05: a wrinkle in time by madeline l'engle (16) 06/19-06/22: harry potter and the philosopher's stone by j k rowling (17) 06/22-06/30: harry potter and the chamber of secrets by j k rowling (18) 06/30-07/02: harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban by j k rowling (19) 07/02-07/10: harry potter and the goblet of fire by j k rowling (20) 07/10-07/20: harry potter and the order of the phoenix by j k rowling (21) 07/20-07/28: harry potter and the half blood prince by j k rowling (22) 07/28-?: harry potter and the deathly hallows by j k rowling | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Memories:: | 13 entries | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Interests: | 127: abba, absolutely fabulous, adrian edmondson, alan partridge, amigurumi, animals, are you being served, bagpuss, baltimore, banana paper pie, bbc, bbc comedy, beatrix potter, british comedy, british television, bunnies, cacti, canada, caroline quentin, catherine tate, cats, celebrities, chavs, cher, chris morris, comedy, comedy partners, comic relief, crafting, crafts, crochet, cults, david lynch, dawn french, dead milkmen, derek jarman, disturbing film, dogs, drop dead fred, edina monsoon, england, family guy, foreign film, france, freemasons, french, french and saunders, french films, funeral homes, gardening, german, gore, guitars, harold and maude, home movies, horses, house of leaves, imogen claire, jam, jennifer saunders, joanna lumley, john waters, jonathan creek, jubilee, julia davis, julia sawalha, kathy burke, keeping up appearances, ken and duane bishop, kill bill, king of the hill, knitting, kurt vonnegut, lady sovereign, lisztomania, lithops, little britain, living butts, lucille ball, lulu, madonna, martha stewart, maus, mo gaffney, monarch of the glen, monkey dust, monty python, mr. bean, nell campbell, nighty night, patsy stone, paul bartel, pez, phantom of the paradise, plants, r.crumb, rabbits, reading, rik mayall, road trips, roald dahl, rock follies of '77, rocky horror, rowland rivron, ruby wax, scientology, serial killers, sewing, shelf life, shock treatment, simon brint, sixteen47, steve coogan, strangers with candy, succulents, sylvia plath, the beatles, the simpsons, the vicar of dibley, the young ones, tim curry, toyah willcox, tracey ullman, vicar of dibley, video games, wales, weird film | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Schools: | Waynesboro Area High School - Waynesboro, PA (1997 - 2001) Indiana University of Pennsylvania - Indiana, PA (2001 - 2003) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Mutual Friends: | 44: 0_567395, absolute_soup, bailamorena, barbs_secret, bbcaddict, choochiecabrera, cutiebunny728, danny_puppet, diatonically, embersofomega, emilyofthestate, freakybee, im_sooo_crazy, jen_tel, katrinaswift, kittenshoes, llivejournal, malfunkshin, masshysteria, minerva_86, moreteavic, mrowrr, mrstevie, murabaka, mysticheaven, neologue, nice_girls_play, notpiecebypiece, pallid_regina, polyester_queen, potionmistress, puffmattie, relena_wolf, sergeant_duckie, silvermendacity, sscrewdriver, suttsteve, swingsister_t, taraisagoddess, vagynafondue, vicol, walkingfish, whistlesfarnwee, yellowrocket | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Also Friend of: | 39: adultcrash80, agentadvocate, aleeeeesha, canada77, carlanime_bligh, clownfishdesign, curlsue24, devilndisgize, donnas_found, drucuomo, eleuset, emilynic, ethelmaemertz, fasteronfire525, foobarintel, fragilebuddha, funandfluffy, gorgeous_bird, greedybydesire, greengloves, hayliania, hockey_girl_01, iconizzle, kini_von_dini, litaloverbtvs, lost_ebullience, lovelyasparagus, maxjenius, my_megalomania, nerweniel, nicnyce, quirkyfool, rachofdibley, randomplaid, serialwaters, silly_things, spacehen, tempid, xxxtaibshexxx | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Member of: | 53: _alanpartridge, abfab, actressicons, adrianedmondson, aybs, bbc_america, bbcafans, britcomicon, britishcomedy, brits_americans, crayoncrayola, cult_film_freak, customers_suck, dysgu_cymraeg, eh_eh_anne, engrish, fan_vids, forgotten_toys, found_objects, french_saunders, fruitsy_rooms, gentry, glamourbombs, glenbogle, howtheylooknow, icon_tutorial, jen_saunders, joannalumley, jonathancreek, kittens_crew, lb_daily, lesbianation, little_britain, mailart, margo_devotees, monarch_ot_glen, obscure_icons, ohiolesbians, paidmembers, premade_ljs, red_dwarf, sobfas, storybookland, succulents, the_anglophiles, theyoungones, thrifthorror, tuftedtails, vhshorrors, vicar_o_dibley, wales, weloveamigurumi, yanks4brits | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Account type: | Paid Account | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
